Monday 26 January 2015

Cardiff City 1 Reading 2 - Sigh


From top to bottom, the problems are deeper than the ocean floor at Cardiff City FC, as we all know. Instead of serving you up a mundane meaty analysis of why the Bluebirds can’t string two passes together, why the Manager needs a contract termination email asap, and the insane transfer activity… I’ll go easy on the word count this week.

I’m instead using iPhone snaps to mask the latest grim afternoon of football at the Cardiff City Stadium, complete with 1970s tactics, straight lines and hoof balls.

This time next week the transfer window will be ‘slammed shut’ (Sky Sports News TM) and the lay of the land may be clearer with regards to what’s been left of the squad and whether we’re being pulled into a relegation ruck.

There will be words on this next week. Stay tuned. 

Below: Here is a half empty melancholic stadium...



Below: As Reading celebrate a late winner, City players look at each other reminiscing about times gone by when they were given tactical instructions

They look to Scott Young on the sidelines for advice, he shrugs. 


Below: A young disillusioned fan is starring at the Grandstand Grill menu.    


Below: 'Play it on the floor please boys', said none of our current coaching staff to anyone.


Below: Grandparent gets excited and buys the boy a cute little City shirt. At home he mumbles 'thanks' to the floor wishing it was a Tampa Bay Buccaneers (NFL) top. Shirt placed at back of wardrobe.  


Below: Bye Alfie 
Stay tuned for next weeks (potentially harrowing) round up of City's weird cost cutting activity on deadline day. Will we still have eleven players? Which League One donkey will Russell Slade target next? Facepalm. 

#SladeOut



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