Monday 24 November 2014

Cardiff City 2 Reading 1 > Bore Win!


At home, the Bluebirds don’t lose games (that’s five straight wins now) which is probably for the best given the away form is the opposite.

Are fans getting complacent?  Friday night the atmosphere was as flat as a fillet of sole and so was the game with City cruising so much in the second half I was nodding off

(Watching a drab game is not a good place for an under-slept man to be).     

We felt the Reading fans singing about the stadium being a library was a complete disservice to libraries. There were numbers in the ground (20k) but no sound. Was it the grim football? (Pulses were not exactly racing) Was it the impending rugby the following day? Or has everyone just had a f**k full of all the disenfranchised soap opera bulls**t?

Against an average Reading team, City were decent at times but played the tedious safe pass too often and conceded another comedy goal late on. A win's a win though yeah? 


With away trips to both Watford and Bournemouth coming up we will find out more about whether Cardiff can amount to anything this season. A clean sheet last time on the road at Birmingham is a start but can Sladey turn the away day pussies into men and nick more points with backs to the wall? My optimism is plagued with doubt.


Kudos to Peter Whittingham (The Enigma) though for bagging us a staggering £28 loot at the betting kiosk **

** = CV does not condone betting on CCFC. Do this at your own risk. 

ON THE CHARGE! > Llantwit Fardre 2nds 7 (SEVEN) v Pontypridd Town 1 (ONE)


The Fardre 2nds are on the charge after another resounding victory in the mud, making it seventeen goals scored in two games. 

Perhaps the turning point came just after half time...

At 2-0 down Pontypridd Town made a game of it pulling one back and their coaches boldly screaming ‘There’s only team in this!’ from the touchline.

Ironically, the excited visitor’s coach’s observations galvanised us and prompted a frantic five goals in fifteen minutes mauling leaving things at 7-1 on the whistle. 

Scarier tests against the league's big guns loom for the Fardre though and this form might have come at a good time.  


Post match nutrition: 


'Can we have a side salad please?' said nobody to no-one. 

Monday 17 November 2014

ROAD TRIP! > Nelson Cavaliers 1 (ONE) v Llantwit Fardre 2nds 10! (TEN)



This Saturday the Llantwit Fardre 2nds were on the road for a potentially tricky trip to mid table Nelson Cavaliers FC. 

Last time out the 'Cavs' proved a tough test in a gross scrappy game we ended up winning 1-0 on home turf back in August thanks to a dramatic penalty save from our keeper Ian Sweeney. 

This time out things were different… 

With our squad sprinkled with Fardre first team galactico dust, from the off the boys were foaming at the mouth for goals, going 0-4 up within fifteen minutes. The Cavs were dazed and on the ropes. By half time it was 0-8 with our front players twisting the host’s blood.

After six weeks out, missing three games and becoming a zombie insomniac since Gwen was born in early October, I (thankfully) started from the bench.

I managed to get on up top and within thirty seconds was presented with a chance to score with my first touch. With fellow sub / all round worthy human James Pickett bursting into the box from full back like a young Cafu, he selflessly slid me in. Whilst internally planning my goal celebration mid-stride I went for power, only to see the Cavs keeper raise an arm and deny what would have been an outrageous intro. The football fate gods had sadly not sanctioned this.    

(I owe you a goal James). 

Moments later, I then had a downward header saved miraculously in Gordon Banks style. The Cavs were having a grim day but the keeper was a pretty handy shot stopper in the sticks to be fair. 

The next chance came on the break in injury time when the ball zipped across the penalty box mud to me for a one-on-one and this time I gave the keeper the zombie eyes and side-footed one into the top corner.     


This win will hopefully breathe new life into the Fardre 2nds campaign with a clash next week at home against Pontypridd Town.

Still lots of work to be done (especially on my lungs). With my goal tally now on two (2) though I'm on course for my season target of five (5)! 

More to follow. 

Monday 10 November 2014

GAME CALLED OFF! - Rain issues deny Llantwit Fardre FC 2nds v Talbot Green



After missing what felt like three years (it was three games) in the aftermath of my daughter being born I was finally back in the match-day squadron this weekend as the Fardre 2nds aimed to continue our unbeaten home record at (fortress) Tonteg Park against our local rivals. 


The game though was unfortunately called-off due to what can only be described as RAIN falling on our pitch making it all wet, muddy and even creating puddles and the like (sigh). 

Pre 2008, this would've meant a bonus beer day at the bar with the boys... but in 2014 it means I was at home rocking the baby, changing nappies and wrestling with my older one. 

We'll try again next week. 


FAO Cardiff City Strikers

Lads, you know who you are 

This below is a barn door. 

We feel you practicing hitting a ball against it will help you hit the target in a 'proper' game. 


Wednesday 5 November 2014

Bolton 3 Cardiff City 0 - Pussies Strike Again!

Why isn't this man aloud to play anymore? 


&... why are City such a bunch of pussies on the road? 


Time to get this beast back in the defence... 


Monday 3 November 2014

Cardiff City 3 Leeds 1 - Haters Gonna Hate (Peter Whittingham)


Sir Peter of Whittingham has again found himself bitched about and trash talked in the press again this week following City’s defeat at Millwall last Saturday where they got roughed up by some douchebags in London. Granted, the Bluebirds played like a bunch of pussies that day but why do some (even 'professional' 'journalists') see this as an opportunity to make one of Cardiff’s best players a scapegoat dragging his name through the dirt? That day, Whittingham wasn’t on form but neither was any other player.

He’s the type of footballer who fans will often moan about if they’re not seen making or scoring goals (in Whitts’ case from outside the box!) or sprinting around the whole pitch tackling like a lunatic for the entire game.

After a flat game the haters are quick to forget his dead ball delivery which is outrageous for the Championship and one of the Bluebirds most deadly weapons – and don’t forget he’s also got a fierce shot in his arsenal.

The most valuable thing he does though is keep the team ticking over with a steady stream of short possession, an overlooked skill harder than it looks to maintain over the course of a game… and a series of games… and a season.  

Whitts’ function in the team machine is similar to a bass player in a band, he will subtly keep things moving in the background, keeping time and getting a rhythm going. He won’t slide on his knees and pull out a hair-metal guitar solo but without him in the equation the whole operation falls apart.

It’s not unlike my own function in my household at the moment after our daughter was born a month ago. I’m not the star of the show giving birth to babies, but I do load / unload the dishwasher, put the bins out and make tea for visitors.  

In Cardiff’s case, fans (especially the fickle f**ks who sit by me) may not appreciate Peter Whittingham's worth until he’s gone. 

Everyone has an opinion on football, it’s just a shame we have to listen to the people who have a meatball brain instead of a football one.    

Anyway, onto Saturday's game against Leeds... 


Away form and clean sheets might continue to be a problem for City at the moment but home form isn't with four straight wins in a row now.

After our weird pre-game burger and a dire first half, we can only assume Russell got stuck into the boys at half time because the second half was played at a higher tempo and more oomph. 

In end City could and should've scored more. 

Leeds may have been a physical beast but not much more and this week City stood up to the task. Adam Le Fondre in particular took a thankless pummelling up front and Aron Gunnarsson threw his weight around in the middle to good effect. 


Sorting out the attitude and performances on the road could go a long way to the outcome of this season and, with two away games at Bolton and Birmingham this week, City have a chance to push things forward. 


Worth noting at this point is Slade (above) regenerating the once joyous Malky Mackay post match victory fist pump. Can we see it at away grounds too please sir?